Vomit Boobies

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Do you ever click the deviantArt home page just to see what crazy stuff people are putting out there?  

I have an insulated little patch of Internet here and have surrounded myself with people of either similar interests, aesthetics, skills, and talents so when I see what people are vomiting up into dA, I kind of want to back away slowly.  Or not so slowly.  And then I remember why I don't randomly check the front page for the recent uploads.  There are just so many shitty self portraits of people trying to look sly/coy/sinister and so. many. boobies.  I don't mean breasts.  Breasts are a thing women have.  Boobies are the things people draw that bounce around with no thought for gravity or nipple placement.

Okay, I amit it, I like the word 'boobies' but seriously, a casual glance suggests to me that most dA members are dog-loving, emo teenagers who get their ideas of female anatomy (and male for that matter) from watching romantic comedy anime or hentai or pornography.  Oh.  Wait.

Nevermind.






* heh, boobies.










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violetice's avatar
"I don't mean breasts. Breasts are a thing women have. Boobies are the things people draw that bounce around with no thought for gravity or nipple placement."
so true. every time I look on the front page it's bouncing, unnaturally shaped titties everywhere. Which I find a little odd as I was always under the impression that DA was mostly female. Maybe that's not the case anymore